December 2011
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“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
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Watchtumblrisforlulz:
ivannabrojob:
dobbysnewshoes:
thelostslytherin:
ciggiesmokeinyourharddrive:
catelynisahorcrux:
misha-bawlins:
Awesome nature sounds generator.
You can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer.
No need to go camping or to a beach or actually to ever to go...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
i can’t stop thinking in a british accent halp
notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of...
Yellow - Coldplay
For you I bleed myself...
tumbling from las vegas
like a bau5
“New Year, New Me(:”
– every single status on facebook during the first week of january (via waterisntblue)
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finnlawrence:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
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lovelyfaggot:
you’ll rue the day
bobbeyahkne:
one upon a time there was a princess in a tower and a prince came to rescue her
“fuck off” she said “the tower has wifi, does your horse have wifi? i didnt think so.”
“what” he said because this was not how fairytales usually went
so she pushed him out the tower window and then went and posted about it on tumblr
i hate how lazy i am, but im too lazy to do anything about it
Watchimjustalovemachine:
vipvictor:
Jude Law dramatically reading a bit of “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga
“bluffin’ with my muffin’” LOL
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Hannah Montana: Nobody's perf-
Daniel Radcliffe: Ahem.
Rupert Grint: Hey.
Emma Watson: Hi.
Evanna Lynch: Lovely weather we're having.
Matthew Lewis: What's up, guys?
Bonnie Wright: Hello.
Tom Felton: Booyah.
James and Oliver Phelps: Did somebody call us?
Alan Rickman: Good day.
J.K. Rowling: LOL.
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018. I really, really want to hear the audio of...
Anonymous asked: omg are you sure he just wasn't drunk/lying and trying to impress you cuz wth how can he be a doctor who fan AND be named rory, that stuff is just too awesome
omg wait guise did i tell you
i went to a party last night and met all these british people
and one of the guys was named rory and he liked doctor who and he said he lives where they film most of the episodes
and he swears you can see the security guard pulling him off the set in the background of some scene in some episode
omg
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