expiry:

writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot

(Source: ghostess, via thecatchairintherye)

When i get an A on my test my mama is like 

jaaywhuuuut:

But when i fail a test:

Why I hate being single in December/January/February. 

alyaae:

Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?”

Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”

Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on new years?”

Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”

Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?”

Me: ”I’M SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”

(via thissummerheat)

That awkward moment when you use British slang and then realize you’re in America. 

(Source: nevillethebamf, via sinfullyginger)

What my existence has become: 

Open up Tumblr for the day:

TUMBLR ERROR:

First F5:

Second F5:

A thousand F5’s later:

TUMBLR’S BACK!:

Refresh to see new posts:

TUMBLR ERROR AGAIN:

TUMBLR ERROR:

TUMBLR ERROR:

Open Facebook tab:

(Source: -morning)

(via ghostnotebusters)

I used to think you were perfect. Now, it’s painfully obvious that you’re not. 

(Source: far-off-destination)

icantgotopigfartsitsonmars:

sarahstardom:

santanalopez:

molotovangel:

skirtingtheline:

THIS

ME. ALWAYS AND FOREVER.

MORNING OF, BITCHES.

 ^^

BASICALLY.

(via helpmestand-deactivated20120316)